I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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