Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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