Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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