you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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