I didn't shave. On purpose
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I FOUND THE LEGS
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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