i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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they're like a gay fantastic four
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Can you repeat that, but with context?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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