why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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