Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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