and you said cock pushups were impossible
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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