I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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