I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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