i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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