if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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