i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I have fence marks all over my body
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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