just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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