Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
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