butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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