This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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