their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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