That's intense
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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