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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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