She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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