ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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