Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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