I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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