i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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