Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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