I'm lost and stupid without you.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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