so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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