I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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