Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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