Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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