i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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