This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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