his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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