Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
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