I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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