He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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