it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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