Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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