i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I will be naked everywhere
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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