Having a random hookup so left but love u
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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