Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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