She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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