It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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