I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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