My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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