Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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