Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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