gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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